Stopped at a gas station today to get a soda and when I pulled in I noticed these two officers just standing there next to their car, watching a woman who was smoking while pumping gas into her car.
I thought, wow, what a crazy lady doing that, and with the police standing right there watching her!
So I went in and got my soda, and as I was checking out, I heard someone screaming, "Look! Look outside!!" We did and what did we all see?!
The woman's arm was on fire!!!
She was running around like a chicken with its head cut off, waving her arm and just going crazy nuts!
Those of us inside went outside just as the cops took her to the ground. I don't know where it came from, but they put the fire out with an extinguisher.
Finally, after all the craziness was over, I started walking to my car and I noticed that the cops were putting her in handcuffs. There was a young guy walking next to me and he said, "what the hell?!?" He turned around and walked back toward the cops. I kinda stuck around because it looked like this guy was an idiot and I wanted to see what was going to happen.
Well...being the turkey I thought he probably was, he asks the cops what in the world they were arresting her for; after all, wasn't catching her arm on fire punishment enough for her being stupid?
The cop looked him dead in the eyes and said, "For waving a Firearm!"