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Mar 16 11 10:51 AM

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Hello Everyone, Greow!

I have been retained by PRW to provide much-needed advice to the forlorn audio recording community.

All subjects are welcome, believe me, I know everything!

Let's get right to our first question, something I received this morning by snail mail (I ate the snail).




Dear Tabby,

I always take showers, I hate baths, so I take a shower.  But we just had a mild earthquake tremor, and my shower was knocked out, so my wife talked me into taking a bath.

I filled the tub as high as it would go before it started running out of the overflow drain.

But still there was not enough water in the tub to cover my fuel rod.

My question is, am I in danger of a meltdown?

signed, Hungry For Power



Dear Hungry,

You gotta lay off the little blue pills.  Greow!

Tabby

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zebra50

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Mar 16 11 2:18 PM



This one came in by hand written scroll.


Dear Tabby,

To be, or not to be? That is the question.

Yours sincerely

Hamlet,
Denmark (prince of).    

Stewart Tavener Xaudia.com - studio & ribbon mic repairs

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strangeandbouncy

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Mar 16 11 2:32 PM

Dear Tabby,



   could you tell me where all the money went . . . .


        . . . .  and where I can find some more . . . . . .



     Yours in ernest,



      ANdyP

Ruh Roh . . . . .

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tabby

Tin Man

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Mar 16 11 2:39 PM



This one came in by hand written scroll.

Dear Tabby,

To be, or not to be? That is the question.

Yours sincerely

Hamlet,
Denmark (prince of).    

-zebra50


Dear Dennie,

Whereas it is difficult for me to get past the whole "Mother" thing, my advice must be taken with a grain of salt.  I say YES, BE...

...but be something ELSE for Heaven's sake.

Wake up and smell the Catnip.  Greow!

Tabby

Tabatha Bob Cat, Advice provided since 1922

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Tin Man

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Mar 16 11 2:42 PM

Dear Tabby,


   could you tell me where all the money went . . . .

        . . . .  and where I can find some more . . . . . . [image]


     Yours in ernest,


      ANdyP

-strangeandbouncy

Dear ANg,

Jon Bon Jovi has half of the money, and Steve Jobs has the other half.  They are currently at war to see who gets the other's.

There are two chances for any of us to ever see any again, but unfortunately Slim just signed off the Forum.

Greow!

Tab

Tabatha Bob Cat, Advice provided since 1922

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Mar 16 11 2:43 PM

There's a hole in daddy's arm...

-ktownson

Dear ___,

Much like Jeopardy, you must form a question.

I am sure the answer will involve Louisiana though.

Greow!

Tabby

Tabatha Bob Cat, Advice provided since 1922

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Mar 16 11 2:49 PM




Dear Tabby:

Don't get me wrong, I love my servers, but lately they've been remiss in the box-cleaning department. What can I do to bring it to their attention short of rubbing their noses in it?

Rocky


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Mar 16 11 3:29 PM

Dear Tabby,

Over the last several years, I have become a practising Zen Bhuddist.  I have even shaved my head, wear the saffron robes, and carry the traditional begging bowl.  I feel that I have made great strides in reducing my desire for material things, and therefore my suffering.  However, just like everything else, I too am imperfect, and have been unable to give up my two great vices...  basketball and hot-dogs.

I do not ask your advice concerning my personal vices, as I have made my peace with them.  My question for you is this:

During halftime, why does everyone in line behind me always laugh when I ask the stadium hot-dog vendor to make me one with everything?
 
Yours,
Robes of Wind

Devin Knutson Zen Buddhist to hot-dog vendor: "Make me one with everything." www.reverbnation.com/devinknutson

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Mar 16 11 4:10 PM




Dear Tabby:
Don't get me wrong, I love my servers, but lately they've been remiss in the box-cleaning department. What can I do to bring it to their attention short of rubbing their noses in it?
Rocky
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-jaykadis


Dear Rocky,

There is no reason to ever rub your server's nose in it.  The simple solution is to merely pee in their bed, in their guitar cases, anywhere they will "get the picture."  In short order, they will capitulate to your wise wishes.

Alternatively, go on Amazon (see photo 1) and order one of these (see photo 2) for yourself.

Good luck, Greow!

Tabby








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Mar 16 11 4:13 PM


...I show my displeasure by using the human's water closet as a latrine. It's actually very hygenic, and gives them something to do.
Tula 
(zebra50 is my human)
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-zebra50

Dear Tula,

A wise feline you are, I can do little to help YOU.

However, you might show your server the stuff pictured below. Greow!

Tab


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Mar 16 11 4:15 PM

Dear Tabby,

Why is bra singular, and panties plural?

Please advise before the upcoming surgery.  

Ken Morgan

Please...Give It A Rest

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Mar 16 11 4:23 PM

Dear Tabby,
Over the last several years, I have become a practising Zen Bhuddist.  I have even shaved my head, wear the saffron robes, and carry the traditional begging bowl.  I feel that I have made great strides in reducing my desire for material things, and therefore my suffering.  However, just like everything else, I too am imperfect, and have been unable to give up my two great vices...  basketball and hot-dogs.
I do not ask your advice concerning my personal vices, as I have made my peace with them.  My question for you is this:
During halftime, why does everyone in line behind me always laugh when I ask the stadium hot-dog vendor to make me one with everything?
 
Yours,
Robes of Wind

-sidechain

Dear Robes,

You are in a pickle, no doubt. But I relish the thought of helping you.

It is obvious that your fellow game-goers have recognised your deeply felt conversion and your adherence to the triple gem, and therefore they expect that when you say "with everything," you literally mean EVERYTHING.  Any good Buddhist would speak only in literal terms, as Siddhartha Gautama would expect of you.

If you merely enumerate the actual condiments that you desire, in a respectful manner, you will hear far fewer laughs, and probably pick up a few converts along the way!  Don't forget the beer.

NB:  If you are in Ohio, all bets are off.

Mazel tov, Greow!

Tabby

Tabatha Bob Cat, Advice provided since 1922

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jaykadis

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Mar 16 11 4:28 PM

Dear Rocky,There is no reason to ever rub your server's nose in it.  The simple solution is to merely pee in their bed, in their guitar cases, anywhere they will "get the picture."  In short order, they will capitulate to your wise wishes.Good luck, Greow!Tabby

-tabby

My predecessor went that route.  He's no longer with us.
http://prorecordingworkshop.lefora.com/2011/03/08/simons-cat-2/#post4

-Rocky

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johnwhynot

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Mar 16 11 4:58 PM

Dear Tabby:

Can you not just leave the poop where it is?  Why all the spackling and adjusting after the fact?

The professional cat will lay it down properly in the first place.

Yours,
JW

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zebra50

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Mar 16 11 5:05 PM




Dear Tabby,

     why are you called Tabby, when it is clear from your picture that you are not . . . .

-strangeandbouncy

To paraphrase...

Tabby... or Not Tabby?

That is the question.

The artist formerly known as Prince 
(of Denmark)

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Mar 16 11 5:23 PM

Dear Tabby,

Since you bypassed my 1st question, please answer this -

Have you ever been arrested for littering?

Ken Morgan

Please...Give It A Rest

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