avatar

dr funk

Platinum Blonde

Posts: 1,636 Member Since:24/12/2011

#221 [url]

Jan 23 14 2:14 PM

This is Tuey.  I thought it was about time she started to earn her keep, and catching mice doesn't count if they're caught outside and then brought INTO the house.  So, I figured that tape op might be a useful line of work. 

After several months of training, I'm excited about her progress!

image

Quote    Reply   
avatar

ssltech

Aqua Marine

Posts: 4,058 Member Since:22/01/2011

#222 [url]

Jan 30 14 10:38 AM

One of my cats -Ebony- has the most outstanding claws. -This is her on the left:

image

It's as if she has eight/ten per paw. -At first I thought she might be polydactyl.

image

I swear that THIS is how she manages them:

image

Last Edited By: ssltech Jan 30 14 10:43 AM. Edited 1 time.

Quote    Reply   
avatar

tabby

Tin Man

Posts: 46 Member Since:16/03/2011

#230 [url]

May 15 14 6:31 PM

Hello my Dear Professor Z,

Yes, most absolutely!

I have, as a matter of fact, interviewed the robust feline involved in that very incident for our Feline Fur A-Flying Daily Blog (unavailable to humans or canines, we have our own private caternet), and…whilst a hero in anyone's book, this dear soul refused to take any extra credit. "I was merely doing what any of us would do when faced with a grotesque canine situation," said said Hero.

We can only pray furvently for no more such incidents, and be most grateful that the little tyke is now safe.

Greow,

The Tabster

Quote    Reply   
avatar

ssltech

Aqua Marine

Posts: 4,058 Member Since:22/01/2011

#231 [url]

Aug 19 14 2:01 PM

Tabatha Bob Cat,

Can you please help us find 'Darwin', our house cat?

We recently gave him an old iPhone, and he seems to have learned out how to use it to take photographs. -In particular he seems to love taking 'selfies' in daredevil moments... I do hope he's okay, we haven't seen him since yesterday.

Incidentally, this is the last photo on his photo stream:
image

Thanks,
Keef

Quote    Reply   
avatar

tabby

Tin Man

Posts: 46 Member Since:16/03/2011

#233 [url]

Oct 2 14 4:16 PM

My Dearest Master Frank,

Naturalment, all felines are enamoured of synthesis!

Furthermore, we spend much of our time in space...far more than you humans, I am afraid.

I must leave you now (launching in half an hour), but for your edification, attached is a partial explanation of our mutual relationship.


image

Sincere wishes for your mirth, with much aplomb,

Greow,

Tabitha 
 

Last Edited By: tabby Oct 2 14 4:19 PM. Edited 1 time.

Quote    Reply   
avatar

dr funk

Platinum Blonde

Posts: 1,636 Member Since:24/12/2011

#234 [url]

Oct 3 14 12:12 PM

Thank you Tabby! Things are clearer in my mind now...

I am very happy with the relationship I have with my cats. They bring me unexpected gifts of partially eaten rodents and bits of birds, for which I am immensely grateful.

However, it is unfortunate that half a mouse is an unsatisfying meal for me!

Frank

Quote    Reply   
avatar

ssltech

Aqua Marine

Posts: 4,058 Member Since:22/01/2011

#235 [url]

Oct 17 14 7:42 AM

Dear Tabby,

What are your 'feline-gs' on cats being bartered, or traded?

I know that in Russia it is good luck to have a cat cross the threshold of a new home with you, and so some real-estate companies will "rent" you a cat for your first day in the new house.

However, I feel that what they're doing south of the equator may be going TOO far.

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/oddnews/home-sells-for--100-000-more-because-buyers-get-to-keep-the-sellers--family-cat-193659617.html

Thank you,
Pepper.

PS: my human's wife tortures me, in the name of something she calls "Hell o ween".

image

Quote    Reply   
avatar

compasspnt

Diamond Forever

Posts: 21,216 Member Since:08/01/2011

#236 [url]

Nov 11 14 2:03 PM

The Story of Adam & Eve's Pets

Adam and Eve said, 'Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with us every day. Now we do not see you anymore. We are lonesome here, and it is difficult for us to remember how much you love us.'

And God said, I will create a companion for you that will be with you and who will be a reflection of my love for you, so that you will love me even when you cannot see me. Regardless of how selfish or childish or unlovable you may be, this new companion will accept you as you are and will love you as I do, in spite of yourselves.'

And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam and Eve.

And it was a good animal and God was pleased.


And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and Eve and he wagged his tail.

And Adam said, 'Lord, I have already named all the animals in the Kingdom and I cannot think of a name for this new animal.'

And God said, 'I have created this new animal to be a reflection of my love for you, his name will be a reflection of my own name, and you will call him DOG.'


And Dog lived with Adam and Eve and was a companion to them and loved them.

And they were comforted.

And God was pleased.

And Dog was content and wagged his tail.


After a while, it came to pass that an angel came to the Lord and said, 'Lord, Adam and Eve have become filled with pride. They strut and preen like peacocks and they believe they are worthy of adoration. Dog has indeed taught them that they are loved, but perhaps too well.'


And God said, I will create for them a companion who will be with them and who will see them as they are. The companion will remind them of their limitations, so they will know that they are not always worthy of adoration.'

And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam and Eve.


And Cat would not obey them. And when Adam and Eve gazed into Cat's eyes, they were reminded that they were not the supreme beings.

And Adam and Eve learned humility.

And they were greatly improved.


And God was pleased..

And Dog was happy.


And Cat . . .

didn't give a sh*t one way or the other.

Quote    Reply   
avatar

seth

Ruby Baby

Posts: 5,629 Member Since:26/01/2011

#240 [url]

Dec 1 14 9:03 AM

Dear Tabby,

Of late my sister, Holly, has taken to singing operatic arias very early in the morning. What can I do to purrsuade her to wait until a decent hour?

Buddy
image
"Did you fart?"

 

Quote    Reply   
Add Reply

Quick Reply

bbcode help